Recently we had a replacement for one of the girls in our mixed touch footy team. Her name was Lisa, she is not my ideal type physically, although she has massive tits and looks like a girl who would go off in bed, which I found out first hand during a boozy night out after the game with team mates.

We had drunk our fair share of drinks and I got her juices flowing by telling her how sexy I thought she was. Lisa lived right around the corner in an apartment around the corner from mine, so we necked our last drink and went back to hers.

I was dead keen on seeing Lisa’s massive cans in the flesh, so I removed her top and undid her bra. They sat there beautifully. Lisa hopped into bed and invited me to tit-fuck her.

She held her jiggling wonders together as I thrust my pork sword back and forth. Lisa smiled at me like a dirty girl. I could tell she wanted me inside her, so I climbed off and rolled on my back, then watched as she sank herself down on my waiting shaft.

I’ve never seen a girl sit on so hard. She was a goer alright, and we spent the night having the best drunken root of my life. Probably hers as well.

Danny Queenscliff, NSW